Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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