I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
my mouth tastes like poor choices
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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