Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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