So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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