I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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