Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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