do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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