Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
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