what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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