D3 body, D1 cock
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I stole a fireplace last night.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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