I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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