so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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