nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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