is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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