If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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