I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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