I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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