I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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