I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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