she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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