This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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