Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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