they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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