all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
