first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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