no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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