my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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