he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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