So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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