your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Randomize
