Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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