So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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