I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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