That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
don't judge my taste in strippers
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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