It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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