Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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