I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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