Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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