i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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