Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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