I bet he comes in French.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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