Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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