D3 body, D1 cock
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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