if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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