i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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