why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
This couple is walking their pig around campus
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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