I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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