yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I could fuck to npr.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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