She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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