I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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